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Sunday, January 21, 2007

so we went high during eng.

and came up with the crappiest story ever.

a cinderella story (the remix).

with help from TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD.

WEI YING, NICOLETTE, JESLYN, ABIGAIL IN ENGISH CLASS: 3.1, 19 JAN 2007.

Cinderella was 5ft.10, wore catsuits and had bambi eyes.

she had a pair of exquisite Nike glass slippers that she wore even to sleep.

the slippers were given to Cinderella from her Fairy God mama.

she also had 2 stepbrothers who fancied her, wishing they weren't related.

one day, the rainy weather turned the streets to purple slop, and grass grew on the sidewalks, and the palace sagged in the square;

cinderella was feeling emo and went into a trance and took heroin.

she went high and and ran off to the palace, in her Nike glass slippers.

when she reached there, the prince was dancing by himself.

she ran towards him, arms open wide.

she twined her fingers around his neck and they began dancing to a slow steady beat.

the prince said" Ohhh my! You are like the flowers that bloom in the springtime, you are my sunshine...my onlyyyy sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are....

cinderella put her finger to his lips, " Shush. I know, like, i get that all the time. Everyone tells me that everyday." She said seductively.

yhen, Cinderella went back into a trance and yelled

"I WILL MARRY YOU! YES! YES! YESSSS!"

,even thought the prince had not asked her.

with a whoop!, she accelerated high into the atmosphere.

she landed back with a "CRASH" & drops of jupiter in her hair.

her glass slippers shattered into a thousand pieces, slicing through her skin, flesh and bones.

she sat on the floor, and despite the pain, started to count the glass pieces.

" one glass piece.....two glass piece....three...four glass..."

the prince got sick of her antics and decided that he didn't like her and her bloody feet, so he sat down and joined Cinderella in the counting of glass pieces.

"five glass...six..."

after the countdown of the glass, ( to check if there really was a thousand pieces) Cinderella died of blood loss.

her last words were" I AM GAYYYYY!"

the prince turned the glass pieces into stained red glass.( stained with her blood of course) The glass was used to decorate the chapel in his palace.

in memory of Cinderella, the prince avenged her death, and went to kill the Fairy God mama for giving her the shoes.

THE END.

thanks to abby.

what i need

is what i dont want to need at all.

i am Yours .
x 5:04 PM